Here's the thing...
This website is only really intended for family and friends, people who know me.
Which means that any kind of "bio" section would be somewhat redundant. So the slide show with its jokey notes on the home page of this website is as much of a bio as I'll offer.
For anyone wanting more, or wanting to get in touch, here's a contact form - tedious I know, but "clickable" e-mail address links on websites tend to be "harvested" and used for spam. Don't need any more of that than I get already...